Rusty Clumper

To take a rusty hammer, shove it in your poor victim's vagina, and rub shavings off of the hammer and into the vagina, and proceed to eat them.

Friend 1: How was last night?
Friend 2: Great, I fucked and gave her a rusty clumper!

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Rusty Clumper

To take a rusty hammer, shove it in a poor victim's vagina, rub shavings off of the hammer, and proceed to eat them.

Person 1: Dude, how was that fuck last night?
Person 2: great, I gave my girlfriend a rusty clumper.

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Raymond Rossing

When you punch someone from behind so hard that the person’s eardrum explodes

Guy 1: Clayton had to go to the hospital after he got punched, his eardrum fucking exploded!
Guy 2: He got a Raymond Rossing.