BEAUTY PARLOR

A place where women curl up and dye.

39👍 17👎

Chicken

The only animal you eat before they are born and after they are dead.

AH shit, didn't I already have CHICKEN
once today. I'm going to TACO DING DONG

15👍 19👎

TOMORROW

One of the greatest labor saving devices of today.

Do not do today that which you can do tomorrow.

298👍 78👎

secret

Something you tell to one person at a time.

63👍 32👎

CANNIBAL

Someone who is fed up with people.

1347👍 205👎

adult

A person who has stopped growing at both ends and is now growing in the
middle.

4276👍 882👎

MOSQUITO:

An insect that makes you like flies better.

20👍 5👎