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Assembling the Gustav

At the climax of sexual intercourse the male tactically rests and nestles his phallus in between the buttocks of his partner. This is typically a follow up to the "doggy-style" position. Furthermore the ejaculate shoots at maximum velocity onto said partners back and/or hair.

This immaculate assembly received its name due to its strong visual resemblance to the great Gustav Cannon developed in the late 1930s by none other than the Krupp family.

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'Jonathan assembled the Gustav with such pride, he watched in awe as fertilizer emitted from his cannon; showering his partner's posterior in warm viscous bliss.'

ex. 2 -

"Where's Sean....?"

"That slick bastard is up in his bunk assembling the Gustav again."

by CLITORTOISE July 18, 2019


Bombus

A big, robust, and bodacious backside.

Among the fattest and most well shaped asses in all of the land.

A set of cheeks that consume your mind, body and soul upon one glance.

/bämbəs/

noun: bombus; plural noun: bombi

"My God, that bitch has a fucking BOMBUS on her!"

"Dog.... 6 o'clock, brunette has an absolute bombus attached to her..... don't look yet."

by CLITORTOISE July 16, 2019


Boolbamba

An extremely long unexpected party binge with your favorite niggas.

Must see the sunrise and continue partying throughout the sunrise until you expire.

Shit that was a fucking boolbamba, shit yeah.

by CLITORTOISE October 3, 2017