Conflict Diamond

Something you have to buy your significant other after a really big fight.

"OMG look at your necklace! That's amazing!!" "yeah... remember that Ashley Madison hack? Conflict Diamond..."

Train wreck

When you fuck a girl in the ass, and she begins to shit and your penis and the shit collide giving the Train wreck affect.

dude i fucked Jill in the ass, and it was a fucking Train Reck.

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disgronify

To clarify a particularly confusing and poorly worded explanation or poorly explained concept.

Teacher: "A transverse line across the equals sign indicates an inequality of the values or expressions on either side of the symbol"

Student 1: "what?"

Student 2: "let me disgronify that for you: a crossed out the equals sign means the stuff on the left doesn't equal the stuff on the right"

O.G.M.

Abbreviation for the saying "Oh Great Mystery!", used by Orthodox Christian Theologians and Adherents when they come across a concept or phenomenon that can not be explained but is believed to be true.

"How is it possible for God to be outside of space and time?"
"O.G.M.!"

Lammie

Hyperactive, highly contagious, exceptionally funny, slightly schizophrenic. AKA Cam-Head, Lamb Chop, Choppy, Chop Chop.

"Say it right Lammie" "Sssssorry"

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azerty

A company in the United States of America that specializes in special orders pertaining to office supplies and office equipment.

"We're out of pens. Better contact Azerty for more..."

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