ifnndx

Stands for:

I
Feed
Naughty
Nutcrackers
During
X-mas

The act of luring mischievous nutcrackers under mistletoe with food, in order to get a nice woody kiss.

Guy 1: Dude did you just see what Josephine did?
Guy 2: No, what happened??
Guy 1: She totally just ifnndx'ed that weird living nutcracker guy!
Guy 2: No way! I wonder what it's like to kiss a literal block of wood...

December 3

The day of the year on which you do ANYTHING you want with your boyfriend. Typical December 3 activities include, but are not limited to, watching Avatar: The Last Airbender, eating pie, having copious amounts of hot and amazing sex

I can't wait for December 3, my boyfriend and I are going to do some crazy stuff, if you know what I mean.

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