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A male organ that dangles between the legs, just above ones hairy nut sack.
Most commonly, it is used as a pipe through which urine can pass from the bladder to the outside world.
Its secondary use, for which it is used less frequently but yet for which it is most famous, is as a pipe for transporting semen from the testicles to the outside world.
Through vigorous stimulation, my erect penis regularly ejaculates into my wifes wonderfully tasty pussy, into her delightfully moist and warm mouth, onto her beautiful face and over her wonderful tits.
My wife stroked my penis very effectively with her well trained hand whilst licking the base of the shaft and sucking my balls which resulted in my penis shooting my warm sticky cum onto her face and in her hair.
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a band that tries to be good but really isnt good no matter how hard they try and they play some wierd shit and the trumpet player is always spanish
"That band 3DW really sucks wang."
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A males dick that gets sucked all the time.
Damn! My girl sucked my cock all fucking night. My cock is still throbing, I need to go jack offmy cock so all my cum can get on my fucking britney spears poster.
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A Monkey that pisses on you when you go to the zoo.
That piss monkey just pissed on me, its a (fag)
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What to do in public school when you're bored.
Download lots of useless stuff.
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