dick van dyke accent

worst cockney accent ever!!!(in mary poppins)
see also:that guy out of ocean's 11 £ 12 don cheadle i think.

oh my god is he trying to be cockney. what an insult to cockneys!

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scum

(adj.) Possibly the worst word you can have your name associated with.

It is hard to define the word, but it is basically used to describe someone so disgraceful that they are seen as the lowest form of life. "Worthlessness", "waste of skin", "dirt". "Nothing". Far worse than most other insults, where the victim is often just referred to as genetalia.

The fact that "scum" is a non-swear, and seen as perfectly acceptable English, makes it even more demeaning and offensive. If you are condemned as a "cunt" or a "fucktard", then you are simply being attacked with cliché profanity, used spontaneously and with no particular venom or thought. "Scum", however, is usually only used in exclusive conditions where it is the only word for the job, and makes the victim feel like the lowest of the low.

You are scum.
Absolute scum.

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lard

An enthusiastic, friendly greeting, usually made from one male to another. It originated from an exaggerated "Lad!" ("Laaaaad!"), before obtaining the extra 'r' to give it a deeper, more solid sound.

Woahhh! John lard!

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bangin'

An adjective used to describe something that is impressive, enjoyable, or just basically good.

While originally used to describe fast, pounding music, it can now be used to describe anything.

That film was bangin'!

This song is bangin', I love the drumbeat!

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saga louts

retired people with a comfortable retirement take loads of vacations during the year (usually with a company called saga who do holidays for the over 50s).

Grampa: we're going to spain next week
lil:oh you and grandma are such saga louts

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mush

A slang word pointlessly tagged onto the end of a sentence when talking to someone you know and respect.

Commonly used by townies, and scunners.

You alright, mush?

Wanna go out tonight, mush?

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wappers

Colloquial synonym for 'breasts', often used by men to comically demean the value of women down to them simply existing for their assets.

Get your wappers out!

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