mollywopped

verb; To be smacked violently upside the head.

Fool, you just straight mollywopped me, negroid!

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Egosexual

someone who would only have sex with themselves.

Sorry ladies, i'm an egosexual

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Johnson County

Rumored to be the OC of Kansas, while its richer than most of the other counties around most people think of Mission Hills when they think of Johnson County. Mission Hills is rich as hell but the rest of the county isn't like that. I live in westwood myself, its about one square mile big. If you go to my school you'll find the people you expect to find, but don't associate me with those stupid mother fuckers. Not all of us are like that.

That fucker over in Wyandote tried to call me a rich boy because I live in Johnson County, little does he know that i worked hard and bought all my shit unlike the other fuckers in my school.

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afilly

a girl that takes too long to cum.

i been workin on that afilly for hours, and she aint juiced yet.

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Freshman 15

When a first year college student (usually a female) eats a ton, and precedes to sit on her ass and gain 15 lbs.

Did you see Suzy back at Christmas? Talk about freshman 15.

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pwn

kill or outwit: often used while playing halo or other various games of the sort. also in games of competitive nature such as football and wrestling.

1. i'll pwn you, you noob

2.we'll pwn those noobs

3.we totally pwned

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meast

A man-beast.

Also "wildemeast".

Nikki is a meast.

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