Tadhg has jowls to match no other. They whip like they were telephone wires in a hurricane even when touched by only the slightest of breezes. Some say his blood could power a nuclear generator because heâs so fucking toxic. Plutonium doesnât stand a fucking chance. His voice reminds you of a dying dumpster cat, but even the dumpster cat has enough decency to shut up when you smash itâs head against a wall. He also has dumb glasses like a bitch.
Person 1: Shut up you fucking Tadhg.
Tadhg: Daniel, my name is Steven.
Person 1: What was that!? Youâre making my ears bleed you dumb Tadhg!
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