Vest

A sleeve-less piece of clothing worn by douche bags, or the bag that all the dicks are stored in

Oh man, today is going to suck... my boss is wearing his vest

14/16ing

Based on bear and cub dynamics, 14/16ing is when a 30 year old male is so enamored with a 50 year old male that he mimics everything the elder does and then orally gratifies his mentor . 14/16ing usually results in a reverse soul patch

Rob and Matt are watching WWE and jamming tonight, but im pretty sure they are 14/16ing. Matt's reverse soul patch is a dead giveaway!