Fuck

you

Fuck you bitch

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つま先をください

How google translate says "gimme your toes" in Japanese. I put it back in to the translator and it literally says "please toe", I'm crying omg.

Me: つま先をください

Any sane Japanese person: Wtf

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Socks That Relieve Pain

An ad on this website for some reason.

OMG SOCKS THAT RELIEVE PAIN I TOTALLY NEED THOSE

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Glynn

THEY ARE A PERSON THAT IS HORRIFIED AT THE TOP DEFINITION OF THEIR NAME. THEY ARE ALSO NOT A BIG BLOB OF FAT.

Me: GLYNN IS NOT A BIG BLOB OF FAT

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Awooga

Humina humina humina, *eyes pop out*, NOW THATS A DAME.

Carson: AWOOGA

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Frickity Frick Frack

What you say when you are around adults or little children and you are close to saying fuck, but you catch yourself at the last minute

You: *stubs toe while you are babysitting* "FFFFFFFFrickity frick frack that hurt!"
Kids: *oblivious*

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