Asshole

AKA "The other vagina."

"She was on the rag so i had to put it in her asshole."

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Security Wipe

To wipe after an expected Shart, or to wipe feces out of but crack to prevent a skid mark.

"dude, i thought i sharted, but the Security Wipe came back negitive" "Dude, i had to do a security wipe on that one. Saved my drawers.

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