Dog Syrup

When you pour the water out of a dog bowl and it has the consistency of warm maple syrup due to the amount of saliva present.

Would you like some butter in your dog syrup?

SINK

"Single income, no kids".

People who have no intention of marrying or having children.

"Did you hear that Mary is a SINK? She doesn't want a husband or kids!"

"Well, we know who to blame when the government can't function because the average citizen is a dependent retiree."