Biff

An expression used by a small indigenous population located in south east of France (more specifically Lyon).
It is commonly used after a really bad or cheesy joke accompanied with a really bizarre hand gesture (sometimes shaking the person while holding his/her shoulders, recurrently blurting "biff").
It is also used as a logical connector between topics during conversations.
Some uses the word to break awkward silence between conversations, or, if the person has nothing else to say.
Some brave adventurers uses the expression in exams or in class during a short moment of silence.
Can be also used to greet people.
Has many variants such as "miff" and "brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr" (although "brrrrrr" was the original expression that soon evolved into "biff").
The origins of this word is unknown but unverified sources suggest that it was imported from the Polaks.

Victor: A man came round in hospital after a serious accident. He shouted,
"Doctor, doctor, I can't feel my legs!" The doctor replied "I know you
can't, I've cut your arms off".
Everyone: "Biff!!!!!!!!!!!!"

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Alazeub kamil

A vulgar expression used by the French colony called the Terminalecsiennes2010.

First used by the Polak tribe (created by the tribe leader called Kamil), it was imposed to be used as an expression throughout the colony after the Italo-Polako war.
"Alazeub kamil" is a synonym of many words such as bullshit, difficult, unorganized, chaotic, illogical, random, etc...

The meaning can vary depending of the context used.
Sadly the expression died due to the great migration.

After a test:
Adri: How was the exam?
Max: It was so y'alazeub kamil!
Adri: shit man same here.

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