yens

A form of 'yall' or 'you guys' used normally in the south but is quickly making it's way north in the midwest.

What are yens up to later?

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tat some tuss

To get laid.

So Mitch, did you tat some tuss this weekend or what?

Two-story billfold

When someones wallet is so full of junk that when they pull it out it resembles a two-story building.

Hey Jon you really should clean your wallet, it's starting to take the form of a two-story billfold.

cockfoster

Scanky underclassmen that go lurking for cock at college parties.

Looks like we should score tonight with all these cockfosters running around here.

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smuggling whoppers

When someone has a distint smell of body odor (BO), normally coming from their armpits. It then smells as if they have been smuggling Burger King Whoppers under there arms all day.

'Man are you sure you put deodorant on today? Because you smell like your smuggling whoppers!'

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tuss

Used by younger generation as slang or similie for 'tail' or 'puss'. Sometimes used as tussy.

Man I sure hope we get some tuss this weekend.

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peter gazer

When someone purposely or accidently looks down at your mid-section while your in the bathroom, in the locker room, or any other time your wanger is exposed.

Hey look coach is in the locker room again, "Peter gazer, peter gazer!!"

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