Snooki

That footcramp from Hell you get right before falling asleep that has the approximately same staying power as a cockroach. Generally only cured by standing back up out of bed again.

Bro 1: Bro, I was just about to pass out last night when I got the worst Snooki ever!
Bro 2: Bro! Snooki's are the worst! I usually hit mine until they go away.
Bro 1: Yeah bro, I had no choice but to get up and on top of it.