CTD

Chronic Tabber Disorder. The disorder of perpetually having 8 or more browser tabs open simultaneously.

Side effects may include:
Multitasking
Freakishly slow browser speeds
Internet death

Person 1: "Dude, WHY do you have SO MANY TABS OPEN?!"
Person 2: "I dunno..."
Person 1: "I think you have CTD."

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OCTCPL

Obsessive Compulsion To Change Plot Lines. This syndrome is typically associated with writers. It also applies to anyone who wishes to constantly 'tweak' the entire story plot line. People with this syndrome also tend to deny that they have it.

Person 1: OMG THEY CAN'T FALL IN LOVE!! THE SOCIETY CAN'T HAVE EMOTIONS!!

Person 2: Stop changing the plot line, it was fine the way it was.
Person 1: But it has to be exciting and different!!
Person 2: I think you have OCTCPL.
Person 1: I DO NOT!