Feeling embarrassed after being turned down to swallow a cum load.
Last night, I invited Teddy over for a blow and go. When he got to my place, fucking dude cum shamed me saying he didnât want to feed me his load.
The hours between 12 am and 2 am when you've had too many tequila shots and you realize that you are 3 shots away from giving up your virginity to the first guy that says you are pretty because you are completely drunk and it's Coach's fault.
"Dude, I was pounding so many freaking Patron shots last night come midnight they triggered the coach effect."
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