tune goon

1. A person walking around campus who cannot be seen without wearing head phones that are particularly large and inconvenient. Their music can be heard by everyone around and their music selection usually sucks.

or

2. A person who is listening to an ipod in the most inappropriate occasions. ex: on the shitter, while ordering food, class, funerals, doctor visits, etc.

1. "Dude did you see that tune goon with the gay ass headphones wearin a wife beater and bumpin nickelback?"

2. "Dude, in the shower!!! you are such a tune goon!!!! Put your ipod up for one freaking minute!!!"

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dining hall dash

the subsequent jog or full on sprint on the way back to your dorm room from the dining hall due to a sudden and serious urge to make a bowel movement onset by the meal that you just finished eating.

Dude A: "Hey man why are you runnin so fast back to the dorm? I thought we were going to stop at the library?"

Dude B: "Dude i gotta dining hall dash! Those beefy nachos are gonna make me squirt!"

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