Gookanese

A word to describe an Asian person when you don’t know his origin; inclusive to all Asian heritages I.e. Chinese, Japanese, etc.
Invented in 1998 by Mike Rista

Look at that Gookanese guy studying for his math exam.
I’m really in the mood for some Gookanese food tonight.

HCG

An HCG stands for a High Calorie Girl/Guy. Someone who’s body fat percentage exceeds a normal limit.

“Wow seems like Joey has been going to Shake Shack a few times a week he’s turning into an HCG.”