Amber Heard

The act of defecating on someone’s bed, specifically your significant other during a fight or after a break up.

Dude I can’t believe this, that bitch pulled an amber heard on me while I was at work!

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Lapjunk

Another name for a mans genitals. What you use to t-bag another person.

Did you hear about Chris? He knocked out Mary’s boyfriend at a party and then t-bagged him. His lapjunk was all over that dudes face.