dwnb

Dick With No Brain

At the party my boyfriend turned into a DWNB and totally forgot about me when surrounded by hot chicks.

deflext

When a person replies to a text message by changing the subject often to dodge a question or cause you to doubt yourself (Can be used as noun or verb)

Girlfriend: "what took you so long to respond?"
Deflext
Boyfriend: "Baby I'm like a box of chocolates in the Forrest Gump kind of way"