uncat

A woman who always lands on her back.

When my cat falls, she lands on her feet, but Mary the uncat lands on her back.

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Fender Booger

Another word for the ice and snow that build up under the fenders of your car or bike and then fall off in your garage and melt YEECCHH all over everything.

Harvey's Oldsmobile was so encrusted with Fender Boogers that he could not turn a corner.

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Grimble

Do detailed work while grumbling.

Lois complained the whole time she had to stay late to grimble the presentation charts.

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Telac

Thai Rent-a-wife

Harry's telac kicked him out once the rent was paid, then came knocking on the first of the next month.

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NOPE

Nowhere On Planet Earth. A view that the project in question should not be built anywhere, a more extreme view than Not In My Back Yard NIMBY and less extreme than Build Absolutely Nothing Anywhere Near Anyone.

Harvey had a NOPE view of the nuclear power plant, believing that it should not be built anywhere.

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scrod

The past passive pluperperfect of "to screw"
also
fish of the day.
Same thing

George realized he had been scrod by the used car dealer

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Sneaker Mail

Delivering an electronic copy by walking from one computer to another, using a disk (archaic) or a thumb drive.

Ethelbert copied the term paper to his thumb drive, walked to the Profesor's office while wearing his new sneakers, and delivered the file using sneaker mail to the Professor's computer because the Prof did not know how to use e-mail and snail mail is too slow.

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