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Porno magazine or Victoria's Secret catalog that you look at while you jerk off to produce your seed.
I hope the mailman brings a new Seed Catalog today, the pages of my old ones are stuck together.
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Gynecologist. A doctor that specializes in the medical practice dealing with the health of the female reproductive systems (vagina, uterus and ovaries)
I couldn't get laid because my girlfriend had an appointment with the Twat Doc the next day.
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A single, over sized turd, left unflushed in a toilet
Don't use the handicapped stall, someone left a brown widow in the bowl.
booty grazer, n. - someone who sends the same text message to the masses at the same time in hopes of hooking up with any of the responders for a booty call, can be male or female.
It's 3am and you have a text message "Hey cutie. U up?" Seems harmless enough. It could be from a current partner, an ex, a friend, or a frequent booty caller and you're flattered. Just don't be quick to assume you're the only one who just got that message. You may have been booty grazed.
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