Sea Sick

You get Sea Sick when you have sex with a fat chick, the waves move up and down and back and forth and up and down

Oh, I got so sea sick last night,
why?
I had sex with a fat chick,
Sea sick?
From all the waves, back and forth up and down, it made me sick to my stomach to think about it.

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SS ReGoddamnDiculous

A Pirate ship of mass mayhem, plunder, wenching, flogging, drinking, pilaging, and schananagans

Anyone who parties with the crew of the SS ReGoddamnDiculious

Where we goin tonight?
-To the SS ReGoddamnDiculous

Whoes gonna be there?
-The crew of the SS ReGoddamnDiculous

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Mexican Abortion

when someone (usually a guy) pushed a pregnant girl down a flight of stairs

sally told fred she was pregnant, fred suggested a mexican abortion, sally looked over at fred confused, he then pushed her down the stairs

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