Cade

A guy with an enormously thick cock, like, it's literally his right leg since he lost it in a fight against his dog. It's so heavy that it drags him down to the ground and he just swings it at people to show dominance. He whips it out at Pride Parades and people just start sucking it, it's insane. He's known as Cock-Man.

Holy, Cade's cock is thicker than my fucking car!