Battlefield 3

A first-person shooter video game released by Dice and published by EA in 2011. Although it's graphics and physics are some of the most advanced graphics and physics ever made, the game is ridden with bugs and glitches. The gameplay is an overdone attempt at realism that ended up being more frustrating that challenging. Most of the players are either typical gamer no-lives or military fanatics who WILL yell at you if you say something that doesn't go hand-in-hand with what they teach you in boot Camp. Not to mention that EA loves to release tons of downloadable content for BF3 (as it does for all of it's games). These DLCs give players who can afford to dish out $15 per DLC a ton of overpowered, exclusive weapons.

Reasonable person: I wish Battlefield 3 had the classic AK-47 instead of this weird 'AK-74M' thing.

Average BF3 player: DUDE THE AK-47 IS SUPER OUTDATED AND NO REAL MILITARY FORCE USES IT ARE U GAY OR SOMETHING

Reasonable person: Ok, but the 47 is much more recognizable and well-known to non-military people than the 74M. It's just plain cooler, that's all.

Average BF3 player: IF U WANT SOME UNREALISTIC SHIT GO PLAY COD, FUCKASS!

Reasonable person: <facepalm>

Game: 'Average BF3 player' killed 'Reasonable person' with 'overpowered DLC-only gun'

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