- People who hate the group of twitter stans who call themselves café owners.
- Thereâs not really a reason for this, except that theyâre jealous of not being included. So sad.
- Obsessed with tweeting about how the café owners are a disease and have no lives, but apparently donât have enough of a life for themselves to stop tweeting about them.
- Get weirdly annoyed by two word phrases.
âno i donât think you understand... iâm a café owner anti... iâm obsessed with the café owners.â