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Mexican

A Mexican is a mutilated cow giving birth to a bee

Bro did you see that Mexican back there?

Yeah did you see the bee hanging out of its ass?

by CagedLemons23 February 21, 2020


Cyberpunk 2077

A game people thought would be released in 2077,but it got released in the worst year known to Karen’s,Boomers,millennials,and gen z kids and just like the rest of the year along with the people who lived that year...was absolutely awful it was like opening a 30yo cum sock

Gen Z:I got Cyberpunk 2077!!!
Millennial:Just kill yourself dude it wasn’t worth the money
Boomer:Go fight a war and yell at your wife that game is like the Vietnam war terrible and we shouldn’t even bother with it
Karen:That Video game will make you violent where’s your mom?I’m gonna Snapstatweet this the people these days are just anim- HEY DONT TOUCH MY SACRED CRYSTALS!!!!

by CagedLemons23 December 24, 2020

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Japan

A place where everything is believed to be in Vending machines and home of anime

Guy A:Bro wanna go to Japan?
Guy B:Yeah but what hotel are we staying in?
Guy A:We’ll just stop by the vending machines and see what they got
Guy B:Do they have a vending machine for anime body pillows?
Guy A:What kind of question is that? It’s Japan bro

by CagedLemons23 December 24, 2020