Cailou

Cailou is a gay little shit show on PBS kids. He is bald because he gay. If he were to grow hair it would immediately fall off. When he doesn’t get his way he throws a humongously gay tantrum until he gets what he wants. His parents are retarded, instead of spanking his ass they give candy.

Cailou: Can I have soda
Mom: Just have water right now
Cailou: No! Fuck you! I want soda! I want soda!

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Peppa Pig

The best show in existence. Her brother is lit. Her dad is a fat bastard. Her mom is legitness. And she is the single most best character ever. If Peppa were to stop airing the world will run off its axis and the sun will become a black hole. It’s funnier than “The Office” and “Parks and Recreation” combined.

Random person: What’s your favorite sh...
Me: Peppa Pig!

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