A bubbly fart in the bath tub.
This morning I let a beautiful garbanzo rip. it bubbled up next to me like an old, familiarly pungent friend.
That turd's not mine! I only garbanzoed.
When your friend makes up shit and acts like itâs a thing everyone knows about, but no, itâs not.
Dude, itâs the Shampoo effect. Youâve never heard of the shampoo effect.
No man, thatâs not a thing. Thatâs the conditioner effect. You just made that up!