Muddy Turban

While having sex with an Arab chick, you cum in her hair. You then squat over her and diarrhea in it, forming a muddy turban.

I banged that secretary from Cair last night.
How was it?
Kinda shitty, since I gave her a muddy Turban.

CAIR- Center for American- Islamic Relations

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Thunder Road

When getting busy with a chick who has nipple rings and a metal connector, you hook up an electrical current (such as a battery) to electrify the metal pieces than titty fuck her. When ejaculating, you slide down her torso, creating a nice road divider for your thunder road.

I was banging this goth chick with nipple rings and a connector, so we had some awesome thunder road. Her nipples are burned though, so it was probably a one time thing.

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