guitarded

1. A paradox in which one forgets to play the guitar while playing the guitar.

Johnny's playing horribly, he's bit guitarted today.

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Venus Flytrap

Before busting a nut, pulling out and shooting your load in her eyes. When she tries to open them it creates a Venus Flytrap in her eyelashes. Commonly used with a Spiderman

She couldn't see me leave the room after she had the Venus Flytrap going

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humjob

1. A blowjob given while humming.

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nay nays

1. Extremely large breasts with big nipples, which normally sag and have stretch marks.

Your mother has terrible nay nays.

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tah tah

Perfectly shaped breasts, no more and no less than a handful.

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wastoid

1. A burnout of a burnout. 2. A dregg who's eyes are cased with the dried tears of their life, as they've realized all their dreams are unattainable except for the drinking part.

I got an idea! Lets go knock around some wastoids.

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boodahchron

Small black crumbs of marijuana that are already partially smoked.

Yo! I found some boodahchron lets smoke it out of this coke can.

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