Snow Cow

A 40-65 year old mom from the northern Midwest who used to be petite but then she got fat & saggy, her husband cheated on her, she got divorced, and now she tries to live through her teenage daughter's life. Frequently found in bars gossiping w/ other snow cows and wearing t-shirts with rhinestone martini glasses. Has the social maturity of an 18-year-old. Enjoys: Sitting on Facebook for hours at a time ripping apart innocent girls with her bitchy daughter.

Thank goodness Aschleigh's mom is a snow cow-- she provided all the liquor for last night's underage rager and drank with us! Maybe she'll post pics on her Facebook!

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