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An aweful creature that inhabits Joshua Trees and Barrel Cacti. This vile beast feasts upon the legs of reptiles and the fingernails of humans.
Ouch, that cactus mongrel just ran off with my pinky.
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A creepy pink critter that devours shrimp by the thousands.
Flamingos are not to be trusted.
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When one is attacked by another with unsecured pants. Usually a shoe is thrown.
Thriller is the mongo's passtime.
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A large hairy beast with a trunk the size of Barbara Streisand's nose.
Help, there is a mammoth in my closet!
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