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A 50/50 mix of Four Loko and Mountain Dew
âI know Dru will like this dumpster dew because he loves Mountain Dew as isâ
When two gentlemenâs balls smack together during a round of double penetration
âI donât know Maggie... Terrance and Quagmire seem really upset with each other after their Newtonâs Nuggets last night. I donât think theyâll want to go with us to Main Event this Thursday.â
When you go down on a girl with a yeast infection and come up with coated lips
âJackson was eating me out and when he finished he kissed me with chunky yogurt lipsâ
The act of pushing a circumcised glans into the shaft of the penis, as if to turn it inside out. Then wrapping the scrotum over said inverted penis, and holding this formation until stuck. The penis will slowly reverse to normal in a turtle-neck-like-fashion.
âMy friends gage, Johnny, and Diego got to se me turtle-necking At chic-fil-a todayâ
A term for when a man cums too fast during intercourse and has to immediately re-wrap for round two with a semi-flaccid appendage. There is no chance of cumming again, he is just trying to please his woman.
âI had really bad rubber nuts Tuesday night but Allison said sheâd dump me if I didnât keep going. I ended up rubber nutting her for the following 25 minutesâ