Executive Time

Code word for sessions between Trump and Russian prostitutes when they pee on each other.

New White House Staff Member: How come I was the only one who would shake the President's hand before the meeting?

Old White House Staff Member: Didn't you see his schedule? He had Executive Time before the meeting. Fourth one of the day.

New White House Staff Member: I think I need to go wash my hand!

Old White House Staff Member: If I were you I'd just cut it off.

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Sanctuary Store

A store where, in spite of President Trump saying "You know, if you go out and you want to buy groceries you need a picture on a card. You need id. You go out and you want to buy anything, you need id and you need your picture," will sell you stuff without checking your id.

I ran out of tampons and suddenly realized that I didn't have an id. Luckily I found a Sanctuary Store before my white pants...

ChefFoodie

A foodie who's cooking is at the level of a chef.

Bill: I'll pick up a pizza for the socially distant backyard pot luck.

Mike: Nope. This is a ChefFoodie group. You've got to cook to impress!!!