Donald Trump

A sex act that involves an eastern European woman getting covered in Cheetos dust. The man then prematurely ejaculates in her face while screaming "you're fired" and she uses her snail trail to "there's something about Mary" the man's comb over. The act is concluded when the man tweets about the experience using alternate facts.

Last night was crazy, I Donald Trumped her then I deported her.

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