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A douchebitch is a girl who acts like a douchebag. That girl that you see/know and the first word that comes to mind when you think of her is "douchy". She is like the bitch who is not just a bitch but she actually thinks she is cool and that people like her. Main problem here is that she is oblivious to the fact that she is a complete douche and girls and guys alike find her annoying and hope she doesn't come to parties/outings and annoy people. She is a girl we have to tell people about before they meet her. When they do they are like "oooooh yeah ok that girl! Yup I totally know what you mean!"
Wow, that girl (insert name here) is such a douchebitch. Tonight she actually thought the shit she was saying about other people was funny. She even made a joke about fat people and said racist shit to my (some culture) roommate and thought is was okay. Not to mention the fact that she spent the whole night texting 8 different guys then talked crap about all of them to everyone. She fucked them all already and had three of them come to the party. She also told me we are lucky she came to our party because she is so busy and barely had time yet she drank all our alcohol and stayed all night. She's on the couch with two dudes with her shoes on, passed out with her boobs out. Oh wait no the dudes are leaving now. What a fuckin douchebitch.
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A disease that originated in Orange County California back in the last quarter of 1983. It's when Caucasian males entered this world and were missing certain chromosomes that cause a person to be heterosexual. Odd thing about this disease is the fascination with male reproductive organs from people of African decent. This disease has been under scientific study for quite some time now. It has been discovered that ingesting body fluids that are secreted from the reproductive organ is what causes people with this rare disease to become aroused. As of now there is no cure for this illness due to the fact that patients refuse treatment. It is clear that they are happy with their disease, and society needs to accept them.
Guy#1 "hey dog, check out that fool with the knee pads on. What's his deal?" Guy#2 "Oh that's the neighborhood toy. He has Camasta syndrome." Guy#1 "So your saying I don't have to worry about him taking any of the girls?" Guy#2 "Of course not!!!! Unless the girl turns black and grows a dick!!"
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