Pang Wang

A clever word for "penis". Perfect for tricking girls by making it sound like Chinese food.

Bob: Hey Jess!!!

Jessica: Oh, hi Bob.

Bob: You feeling hungry right now?

Jessica: Yes, what did you have in mind?

Bob: I know of this place that serves kung pow Pang Wang. Would you like to try it?

Jessica: Sure, where's the place?

Bob: IT'S IN MY PANTS BITCH!!! HAHAHA

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