Dog

A dog is a loving companion that will never leave your side. A dog is there for you no matter what. If you’re sad, a dog is there to cheer you up. If you’re happy, a dog is there to share the moment. If you’re angry at the world, a dog will be there to turn your frown upside down. A dog is a furry friend that loves you more than a fat kid loves cake.

Them: I wish I could be happier..
Me: Get a Dog, they’re wonderful at cheering everyone up!
Them: It worked! Thank you for this amazing creature!