To take your new partner on a trip to 'Pets At Home' to see the Rabbits and Reptiles because you're a tight ass Mother Fu.....
Wendy- "We went on our first date to pets at home, it was so sweet"
Helen- "you mean the Ghetto Zoo?? That guy is broke!"
When a person has always done something better than you, that person who always has to top your story
Dave- Iâve just been on holiday to Tenerife
Kevin- well Iâve just been to Elevenerife
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