Dissues

When there are so many dirty dishes in the kitchen that you just can't even right now.

Dude, I am overwhelmed by the amount of dissues in this kitchen right now, I don't feel like cleaning them all.

Upper Statement

The opposite of an "Under Statement". An over exaggeration.

Karen- "Josh is SOOOO tall!"
Frank- "Actually, Josh is only 4'1", that's an upper statement..."
Karen- "Scoff*"

Love Battery

Another name for a mans penis.

"Hey Sarah, how did your date go last night?"

"OMG Jen, he can sure use his Love Battery!"

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Boom, floated.

The phrase you use when something works out for you.

"Hey I'll be at the lake by 3. Hbu?"
"Me too!"
"Boom, floated. See you there!"