Random
Source Code
Random
A babe that’s a 10+ from the back, and the side, so you assume she’s got a beautiful face to match ....but when you see it ...”YIKES ! She’s a mug monster!!”
Hey Mike, wish you could’ve seen this hottie I saw today . She had the most amazing body, but then she turned around and she was a total mug monster.
In the same vain as tennis elbow, and athlete’s foot . The pain in a specific body part from extreme overuse
Rich : Hey Mike , you okay buddy ? Why you walking like that ? Ate some bad tacos last night?
Mike : Nah , I wish !....
...I hooked up with a young hottie and had crazy sex all night , and now I have a serious case of fucker’s penis .
Yet another nickname for a man’s package. This one is good to use in public, because most people will have no clue what you’re talking about.
When you’re talking to a girl , never look at her eyes ...always look right at her mouth, because that’s where you want your shlomski to be.
When a woman with enormous, hanging breasts stands up against you from behind and throws one over each of your shoulders, thus resembling the airline neck pillow .
Babe, I would appreciate you throwing those breasts over my shoulders like an airline neck pillow .
15đź‘Ť 2đź‘Ž
Another nickname for breasts , boobs.
Mike , check out the zoots on this one .
1đź‘Ť 3đź‘Ž
When “ugly” just doesn’t fully describe it !
Man , that girl was ass crack ugly !