The FTL Treatment

Verb. To give an object the FTL treatment would mean to blow it to shreds and steal the shreds to sell for money, or trade them for illicit goods. It doesn't have to be used literally. If something were to be dismantled severely and sold for parts of it's whole, that would also be the FTL treatment.

"Yeah man, they took the football team's jersey's and gave 'em the FTL treatment, now there are number piece inside of football cards."
"Enemy fighters ahead, I guess we'll hafta give them the good ol' FTL treatment!"

APF

1. APF is Army Slang for 'Approved Pending Funding'.

2. A.P.F. is the 'Armed Police Force', also known as the 'Military Police'.

1.
Son: Dad I want this BB gun.
Dad: APF, wait about a week.

2.
Guy 1: Hey man, why were you late last night?
Guy 2: The A.P.F. caught me chugging beers while racing Humvees with the chick in the other building.