pricks fix

To set the terms of a deal in which one side (usually yours) is far more beneficial. It is generally dicking someone over when deciding how a deal or event will play out. Used in Bad Santa by Bernie Mac when he dicks Billy Bob & the midget out of half their loot.

"This ain't no Chinese menu, jagoff! I tell YOU how it's gonna be. This is pricks fix!"

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Brown Book

A book or magazine kept on the tank of the toilet for duece-dropping reading material. Seen as unfit to be shared.

I saw this year's swimsuit issue at Dave's but then realized it was his brown book so I didn't touch it.

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