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"Hey Honey, why don't I stick some meat in between your buns and make an ass burger?"
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A chick with long sharp fingernails.
"I was banging that chick last night and just as I'm about to butter her popcorn, she starts raking the shit out of my back with her claws. I thought I was being attacked by a fucking wolverine."
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