Ur sister a mister

The worst insult ever with indescribable punishment for the person it’s used against

Frank: ur dad lesbian
Harold: yeah well ur sister a mister
* frank and his entire family are wiped from the planet along with any memory of them. But the power used for this causes a great lightning storm transforming the whole world into thots. Then Stephen hawking comes back from the dead to begone those thots. Then he immediately dies of 7 different types of Ebola

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humblebrag

a brag statement artfully planted within a slightly deprecating statement; used in order to conceal pride that would otherwise be apparent

I'm really ticked that I wasn't able to improve my bench max by 25 pounds this week! (humblebrag since his main intent is to expose that he works out)

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