Stroup

A surname of Dutch origin meaning "Raider" or "Pirate" literally translated, "to Flay". This also describes a sexual position in which the female lies on her side with her top leg raised, while the male straddles her bottom leg and inserts the hardened male organ, hits the spot everytime.

Joe Stroup favorite position is coincidentally his namesake

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messy martinez

When you get a sloppy blowjob while being illegally transported from Mexico to America.

Juan: Hola Jose
Jose: Hola juan
Juan: Jose how'd you get to America without a visa?
Jose: My friend drove me here, he hid me in the back of his truck with a bunch of people.
Juan: How was the ride?
Jose: Terrible! Up until Esmeralda gave me a MESSY MARTINEZ.