Batisimo

A word that can be said at any random moment just to break awkward tension or just out of sheer joy for the resurrection of life.

"I thought you were dead"
"I was, but then I got resurrected"
"Batisimo!"

Crusty shit hair

it's when your mom craps on you while giving birth and since some baby's dont have hair when you're born your mom will think it's your hair for a while

hey, did you have crusty shit hair when you were born

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shit-face

An ugly person
George W. Bush
My English teacher
A person with shit all over his face

Shut the fuck up shit-face
Hey, shit-face, shove it up your ass

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